yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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