We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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