my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
