I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
handjob tips. give me some.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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