It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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