How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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