She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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