it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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