You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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