He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Randomize
