so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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