The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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