Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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