Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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