I'm going to jail i love you
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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