Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dicks are not precious.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize