I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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