I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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