O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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