why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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