Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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