I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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