i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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