We're like a lot better than the average bears
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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