Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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