The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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