I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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