is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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