he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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