I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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