i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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