you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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