how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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