Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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