ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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