So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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