that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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