nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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