Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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