The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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