Don't you send me to vm
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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