i just google imaged poop.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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