Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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