all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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