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• (858): View more from California

  My sheets look like a crime scene.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (347): View more from New York

  Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.

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• (925): View more from California

  We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants

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  That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.

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  Coming.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know

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