I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
