Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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