i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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