We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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