Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's shark week go big or go home
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