This dress was meant to end up on your floor
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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