the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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