just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
false alarm, still single
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