Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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